废柴联盟第六季

如果说仅仅因为Finale的每句话每个场景都有梗来安慰我们死忠饭，那这也就是一个普通的大结局了。

直到Dan Harmon自己念了Fake Commercial之后的这段Disclaimer。

Dice not included,
Some assembly required.
Lines between perception, desire, and reality may become blurred, redundant, or interchangeable.
Characters may hook up with no regard for your emotional investment.
Some episodes too conceptual to be funny, some too funny to be immersive, and some so immersive they still aren't funny.
Consistency between seasons may vary.
Viewers may be measured by a secretive obsolete system based on selected participants keeping handwritten journals of what they watch.
Show may be cancelled and moved to the internet where it turns out tens of millions were watching the whole time.
May not matter.
Fake commercial may end with disclaimer gag which may descend into vain Chuck Lorresque rant by narcissistic creator.
Creator may be unstable.
Therapist may have told creator this is not how you make yourself a good person
Life may pass by while we ignore or mistreat those close to us.
Those close to us may be those watching.
Those people may want to know I love them but I may be incapable of saying it.
Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus

TV is getting personal more than ever. 所以这才是最黑暗的时间线。

Harmon老师对NBC竖中指。题外话，NBC弄死了无数我深爱的剧，已经无从吐槽了。

最后，Thank you, Dan.

＃Andamovie

北京时间2015.6.6 /凌晨21分
玩豆瓣这么久的第一篇影评,
感觉必须在此刻写下一些东西,若不然一切将在睡梦中消散.

拖拖拉拉很久,终于还是补完这一季.
诚然最后几集无处不透露着剧终的氛围.

ep10 Abed的giant hand言论,最后一句let go.

连ep11久违的彩弹大战,最终也是在告诉我们,
大家为了保护一个符合社会秩序规则的Greendale都长大了,
不再是疯狂的参与者,而变成了禁止者与维护者.

即使12集有编剧乱入扯淡了"乱伦"观点,我们还是知道,对了,是真的要结束了.

去年此时毕业,用main title的歌词发了一条朋友圈,
知道不会引起共鸣但还是发了.
今年此刻迎来六季完结.
也不明白是巧合的时间作祟还是何故,从最后一幕到现在循环着op,
一直都是(┳＿┳)的状态

<gossip girl>/<True Blood>/<Breaking Bad>........
有时候真的很惧怕追美剧,因为知道总归有一日要道别.
就是那种你清楚地的知道前方是火坑,还要往里头跳的感觉.

而这也不是第一次了,却在这回有了这种说不出的难受,
仿佛被人用枕头压住了嘴鼻,喘不过气.
以往与剧中事物的道别都太过遥远,上层社会,吸血鬼,大毒枭......
唯有这部,难以断舍离.
或许在这群怪咖身上看到了自己,不同的是我努力隐藏怪异,
让自己看起来符合这个社会所需要的"正常".
而他们嬉笑怒骂"厮混"一隅,还组成了美其名曰的学习小组.
且最终从study corner变成真正的community
看着他们一起发表着荒诞的言论,做着荒诞的事.
看着他们上一秒还在互相指责,下一秒便温馨地拥抱.
大概透过屏幕,我也是其中一员吧.

没能在第一季跟随大部队,但感恩我最终没错过这样一部不完美的完美佳作.
同时也是这部剧让我第一次明白粉丝的力量,是大家让它活过来,
也感谢始终坚守的演员,感谢未能走到最后的演员,也感谢加入的演员
还有看到我们呼声的编剧.

始终没向身边的人推荐过也不打算推荐,因为终将是白费口舌.
该相遇的终归相遇,譬如看到这段文字的你我他.譬如神出鬼没的银魂党~


虽然大家觉得最后一集围桌谈论难免俗套与煽情
但编剧给各个角色的自由脑洞依然让我觉得很可爱很温馨(虽然也是老梗╮(￣▽￣")╭ )
最后感谢看完这篇毫无逻辑且矫情文字的你
让我们一起期待a movie!谁知道呢~

五季过后人员出走至半，质量问题铺在眼前，临到最尾Harmon还是要嘲一下他被开除的第四季。这个人的自尊只随着各种吹捧和挫难越来越大，Community真是成也Harmon败也Harmon，literally，especially the latter one，just becaurse of him。
他享受粉丝的拥抱，却对身边的人不够珍惜。有个性的人在一块总有冲撞，producer不调解也正常，进入闹剧当主角就值得一书了。
Community被自己喊出的six seasons and a movie绑住了，最典型的是，角色Jeff为了此剧被绑得死死的，从当年那个无所不能变成坚守小组的最后一人，总只能换来观众的叹息。Where is the old Jeff？但是，作为老粉，看到婚后的Jeff和Annie，忍不住忍不住还是要感谢一下Harmon对我这类粉丝童年梦想的照顾。虽然在第六季绝大部分时候，我被他的混乱无趣到了，但是最后一集的确让人觉得体谅啊。在这种恶劣的情况下，在大家的期盼下，who could do better呢？

在前年我已经倒戈去rick and morty了。Harmon再恶也总是有才，我们永远都会拥有Annie's boobs。All hail community, forever.

TV defeats it's own purpose when it's pushing an agenda, or trying to defeat other TV or being proud or ashamed of itself for existing. It's TV, it's comfort. It's a friend you've known so well, and for so long you just let it be with you and it needs to be okay for it to have a bad day or phone in a day. And it needs to be okay for it to get on a boat with Levar Burton and never come back. Beacuse eventually, it all will.

TV's rules aren't based on common sense. They're based on the studio wanting to milk their properties dry.

You stupid child. Nobody is winning anyhting. Don't you see? This means we don't exist. We're not created by God, we're created by a joke. We were never born, and we will never actually live.

Some assembly required. Dice not included. Lines between perception, desire, and reality may become blurred, redundant, or interchangeable. Characters may hook up with no regard for your emotional investment. Some episodes too conceptual to be funny. Some too funny to be immersive, and some so immersive they still aren't funny. Consistency between seasons may vary. Viewers may be measured by a secretive obsolete system based on selected participants keeping handwritten journals of what they watch. Show may be cancelled and moved to the Internet, where it turns out tens of millions were watching. Fake commericial may end with disclaimer gag which may descend into vain Chuck Lorre-esque rant. Creator may be unstable. Therapist may have told creator this is not how you make yourself a good person. Life may pass by while we ignore or mistreat those close to us. Those close to us may be those watching. Those people may want to know I love them but I may be incapable of saying it. Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus.