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本片是约翰．休斯与莫利．林沃德继《少女十五十六时》之后，再度合作的一部中学生喜剧，描写五位个性反叛的男女同学，在假期被罚留校温习功课。五人的家庭背景和性格各异，但在他们诚恳交谈之后，逐渐放开了彼此的戒心和敌意，变成了心意相通的好友。全片对年轻人的心态有相当深入细腻的描写，手法轻松幽默而具启发性，容易获得年轻观众共鸣，一群新秀演员也有贴切的演出。
长篇影评
1 ) 这个叫青春的字眼
第一次听说这个片子是在几年前的MTV颁奖礼上，给这个电影颁了一个世纪大奖还是什么，已步入中年的五个人再聚首，俨然一副中年人大腹便便的模样，当屏幕上出现当年电影的片段的时候全场所有人站起，对这部电影给了极高的评价，我当时还在纳闷，就一部青春电影，怎么看也不像是大制作，而且也有些年头了，怎么在美国人心中有如此高的地位而成为经典？
今天，我终于知道了答案，在看了这部电影之后，我的心久久不能平静，我有必要记下这片子给我的感动。
我相信每个人在青春期的时候都会有叛逆期，那是对自我认知形成的审视，对社会的认识以及对生活方式的一种思考。5个被留校的学生，有着不同的个性，不同的家庭背景，不同的成长方式，可是却走到了一起，分享各自的秘密，最后成为朋友，而交过心的朋友我想是比表面的朋友更值得拥有吧。
表面上风光的运动员，本来已经有着大学申请奖学金的美好前途，可是他却一点不开心，不想遵循父亲设定好的路，不想一味的win，不想就这么为别人而活着，他的烦恼又有谁知道？
舞会皇后，年轻，漂亮，有钱，应该是不再有任何烦恼了，而她美丽的外表下深藏的则是父母感情不和，家庭不温暖。
成绩全A的学生，在学校常常被欺负，因为得了一个F而害怕毁掉自己前途的留堂生居然想用信号枪来报复。
还有常年遭家庭暴力而异常敏感脆弱的叛逆学生，以及一个常常被父母忽视而行为怪异的学生。
人人的真实个性都不是表面显现出来的那般风光，大家都有不为人知的伤疤，只是很多人选择独自舔伤口，而有人拿出来和大家分享。我想这就是及其脆弱又短暂的青春期吧，永远和父母划清界限，永远不想走大家为他们预设好的路而要追求内心的声音，永远想得到重视，对未来对自己都迷茫。他们长大后不愿意变成他们的父母那样，可是又不得不接受自己最终会成为他们中一员的现实。于是他们选择了出格的方式来证明自己价值。
青春就是这样残酷着的美好，教导主任在和保安聊天时问道：你小时候的梦想是什么？言辞里都是对已经逝去的青春梦想的怀念甚至遗憾，因为后来发现社会俨然不是我们当初想象的样子，正如当年满心梦想想教书的教导主任最终成为了一个道貌岸然的人。最后的最后不得不承认，这些孩子将来是祖国的栋梁，以后养老还得靠他们，这是多么的无奈？
青春期，每个人都经历过，那时候的我由于压力过大而成绩一落千丈，那时候的我由于对未来的迷茫，不愿意走父母铺好的路而在现在付出了代价，但是我到现在依然不后悔，有的时候看到很多的成功人士，从小到大一路顺顺利利就在想，到他们老了思考自己人生的时候，对青春，对人生还会有任何的美好的回忆么？那他们是不是也成了那个他们曾经讨厌的父辈和母辈？那不就成了一个机器人了么？那他们的自我价值又在哪里？或者他们已经没有了任何回忆？
很多时候所谓的成功并不一定是结果，而更有意义的收获是藏在过程里的，这个过程有酸甜苦辣，都值得我们去回味。
"And these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds,are immune to your consultation. They're quite aware of what they are going through...."
----------David Bowie.
今天，我终于知道了答案，在看了这部电影之后，我的心久久不能平静，我有必要记下这片子给我的感动。
我相信每个人在青春期的时候都会有叛逆期，那是对自我认知形成的审视，对社会的认识以及对生活方式的一种思考。5个被留校的学生，有着不同的个性，不同的家庭背景，不同的成长方式，可是却走到了一起，分享各自的秘密，最后成为朋友，而交过心的朋友我想是比表面的朋友更值得拥有吧。
表面上风光的运动员，本来已经有着大学申请奖学金的美好前途，可是他却一点不开心，不想遵循父亲设定好的路，不想一味的win，不想就这么为别人而活着，他的烦恼又有谁知道？
舞会皇后，年轻，漂亮，有钱，应该是不再有任何烦恼了，而她美丽的外表下深藏的则是父母感情不和，家庭不温暖。
成绩全A的学生，在学校常常被欺负，因为得了一个F而害怕毁掉自己前途的留堂生居然想用信号枪来报复。
还有常年遭家庭暴力而异常敏感脆弱的叛逆学生，以及一个常常被父母忽视而行为怪异的学生。
人人的真实个性都不是表面显现出来的那般风光，大家都有不为人知的伤疤，只是很多人选择独自舔伤口，而有人拿出来和大家分享。我想这就是及其脆弱又短暂的青春期吧，永远和父母划清界限，永远不想走大家为他们预设好的路而要追求内心的声音，永远想得到重视，对未来对自己都迷茫。他们长大后不愿意变成他们的父母那样，可是又不得不接受自己最终会成为他们中一员的现实。于是他们选择了出格的方式来证明自己价值。
青春就是这样残酷着的美好，教导主任在和保安聊天时问道：你小时候的梦想是什么？言辞里都是对已经逝去的青春梦想的怀念甚至遗憾，因为后来发现社会俨然不是我们当初想象的样子，正如当年满心梦想想教书的教导主任最终成为了一个道貌岸然的人。最后的最后不得不承认，这些孩子将来是祖国的栋梁，以后养老还得靠他们，这是多么的无奈？
青春期，每个人都经历过，那时候的我由于压力过大而成绩一落千丈，那时候的我由于对未来的迷茫，不愿意走父母铺好的路而在现在付出了代价，但是我到现在依然不后悔，有的时候看到很多的成功人士，从小到大一路顺顺利利就在想，到他们老了思考自己人生的时候，对青春，对人生还会有任何的美好的回忆么？那他们是不是也成了那个他们曾经讨厌的父辈和母辈？那不就成了一个机器人了么？那他们的自我价值又在哪里？或者他们已经没有了任何回忆？
很多时候所谓的成功并不一定是结果，而更有意义的收获是藏在过程里的，这个过程有酸甜苦辣，都值得我们去回味。
"And these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds,are immune to your consultation. They're quite aware of what they are going through...."
----------David Bowie.
2 ) Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
看了花絮才知道早餐俱乐部在近20年美国青春片中的地位，juno的作者diablo cody说她写juno是受了它的影响。片中出现的五种类型孩子典型得让人不寒而栗，diablo也说这点很可怕，不管你过得是怎么样的一种高中生活，总能跟其中一种挂上钩。
这让我想起我们那个年代的高中生活，只有两种孩子可以分类，成绩好的和成绩坏的。成绩好的学生上课认真听课，完成每一次作业，补课，小组讨论，穿着呆板单一甚至邋遢，听到脏话就皱眉，整天围在老师周围“一休”似的提问回答，家长会时，父母总是挺着腰板儿走进教室的。以上面这种状态对待高中生活（特别是重点高中），成绩还排在倒数十名以内的，不是低能就是弱智。
差生们打架喝酒泡妞考试作弊，欺负成绩好的学生，打游戏机，下课从不准时回家，每天早上抄别人作业交差，穿得乱七八糟头发新潮时髦，遇到不爽的事就张口骂娘，整天都会给老师调去办公室关上门教训，家长会时，父母都是猫着腰偷偷溜进教师的。如果这样的成绩能排在倒数十名之外，那你一定是天才。
好学生和差生从不说话，他们看差生的眼神就跟小白领儿路过工地让搬砖头的民工不小心砸到脚时的凶狠劲儿差不多。他们从不让差生偷看自己的考卷，哪怕是模拟考。他们会因为只考了89分而跑去厕所偷偷摸眼泪，不管发生什么事儿第一个反应就是报告班主任。
差生也不爱搭理好学生，他们只有在需要抄袭作业和偷看考卷的时候才对好学生投去哀求的目光，哪怕招来的只会是白眼儿。他们会因为好不容易考了个60分而哈哈大笑。最不愿意看到的就是班主任愤怒的脸。
这点和现在的成人社会有几分相似，大部分人认为只有两种人可以分类，有钱人和穷人。有钱的看不起没钱的，没钱的要么一个劲儿仇富，要么就怨天忧人恨自己没投个好胎。想到这里会有点沮丧，不过再看看号称最民主的资本主义国家里也是等级制度如此明显，只是多分了几个类别而已，心理就平衡很多。
还有一点很奇怪，我们高中时候从不跟自己的同学朋友谈论自己的父母和家庭，对父母和老师施加的压力大多数是采取言听计从的态度，而资本主义国家孩子却对这种类似洗脑的上下级关系逆反的很，还时不时拿出来互相诉苦商量应对之计，似乎在这个问题上差距相当之大，让我百思不得其解。
好电影，五星推荐。
3 ) 早餐俱乐部
很久没看过这样好的一部电影，让我思考，让我沸腾，让我哭，让我感同身受。
片子很简陋，什么都没有：镜头普普通通，场景就那么几间屋子，音乐就是八十年代的那些咚咚嗒嗒，编导名不见经传，剧情简单到一句话，演员只有几个小屁孩，整个风格都像透了八十年代肥皂剧。这些元素，注定了这是一部伟大的电影，只属于年轻的伟大电影。正如Madonna在MTV电影奖上说的，你们不会懂，这是属于我们的电影，我们的早餐俱乐部。
五个完全不同的孩子，因为触犯学校纪律，被迫要在学校禁闭度过周六。他们当中有小公主，运动员，不良少年，书呆子和怪人——五个来自迥然相异的圈子，生活没有交集，甚至互相仇恶的孩子，坐在了一起，他们交流，冲突，嬉笑怒骂，于是发现原来大家还有这许多的相同点：他们都有梦想，都有渴望，都有一颗美丽的心，他们都年轻。
因为片子的简陋，才能凸显出它的伟大所在：每一句台词直扎观众心底；而五位年轻演员又展现出了惊人的演技，或者说这不是什么演技，这些年轻人只是在复述他们自己。我看的过程中，跟着这些孩子一起喜怒哀乐，仿佛自己也是早餐俱乐部的一员。我想起自己的十六岁，我想起自己在考试和读书中虚度的青春，我的十六岁没有大麻，没有危险的爱情，没有奇奇怪怪的朋友和简简单单的心里话，而现在和以后，更加不会有。
五个孩子里我最喜欢的是怪女孩Allison，演员虽然先天条件不佳，但是造型和气质都和某种王菲有些神似（最后的“白雪公主”造型不算……）。她似乎是五个人当中最不迷茫，最知道自己心的一个。
Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison Reynolds: I care.
2007-07-23 @ 春晖北
片子很简陋，什么都没有：镜头普普通通，场景就那么几间屋子，音乐就是八十年代的那些咚咚嗒嗒，编导名不见经传，剧情简单到一句话，演员只有几个小屁孩，整个风格都像透了八十年代肥皂剧。这些元素，注定了这是一部伟大的电影，只属于年轻的伟大电影。正如Madonna在MTV电影奖上说的，你们不会懂，这是属于我们的电影，我们的早餐俱乐部。
五个完全不同的孩子，因为触犯学校纪律，被迫要在学校禁闭度过周六。他们当中有小公主，运动员，不良少年，书呆子和怪人——五个来自迥然相异的圈子，生活没有交集，甚至互相仇恶的孩子，坐在了一起，他们交流，冲突，嬉笑怒骂，于是发现原来大家还有这许多的相同点：他们都有梦想，都有渴望，都有一颗美丽的心，他们都年轻。
因为片子的简陋，才能凸显出它的伟大所在：每一句台词直扎观众心底；而五位年轻演员又展现出了惊人的演技，或者说这不是什么演技，这些年轻人只是在复述他们自己。我看的过程中，跟着这些孩子一起喜怒哀乐，仿佛自己也是早餐俱乐部的一员。我想起自己的十六岁，我想起自己在考试和读书中虚度的青春，我的十六岁没有大麻，没有危险的爱情，没有奇奇怪怪的朋友和简简单单的心里话，而现在和以后，更加不会有。
五个孩子里我最喜欢的是怪女孩Allison，演员虽然先天条件不佳，但是造型和气质都和某种王菲有些神似（最后的“白雪公主”造型不算……）。她似乎是五个人当中最不迷茫，最知道自己心的一个。
Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison Reynolds: I care.
2007-07-23 @ 春晖北
4 ) 并非一部青春电影
最后，罪犯还是与公主分离。
最后，神经病还会变回神经病。
最后，书呆子还是那个帮啦啦队长和足球队长写作业的底层人民。
最后的最后，这场发生在周六的比惨大会就变得什么都不是了。
阶级依然存在，他们都心知肚明。
五个人无论在老师的心中，还是自己的心中，怎样都是那个角色。小公主，神经病，罪犯，运动员和书呆子。根深蒂固的角色观念，让他们自己都不允许和不与自己一个阶级的人做朋友，更何况还有其他人异样的眼光。
要用发展的眼光来看待事物的话，就没有多少乐观主义了。细细回味一下，是不是有一种命运论和不可操控力的调调？每个人发着他们该发的言，流着他们该流的泪，收拾东西走出大门以后，这段短暂的友情，不，也许用建立在优越感上的同情心就会随风而去。
记住，公主会为神经病打扮的原因，就是她心知肚明，神经病怎么样都不会比她漂亮。
《地狱派对》里说的没错，这他妈的就是一邪典电影。
最后，神经病还会变回神经病。
最后，书呆子还是那个帮啦啦队长和足球队长写作业的底层人民。
最后的最后，这场发生在周六的比惨大会就变得什么都不是了。
阶级依然存在，他们都心知肚明。
五个人无论在老师的心中，还是自己的心中，怎样都是那个角色。小公主，神经病，罪犯，运动员和书呆子。根深蒂固的角色观念，让他们自己都不允许和不与自己一个阶级的人做朋友，更何况还有其他人异样的眼光。
要用发展的眼光来看待事物的话，就没有多少乐观主义了。细细回味一下，是不是有一种命运论和不可操控力的调调？每个人发着他们该发的言，流着他们该流的泪，收拾东西走出大门以后，这段短暂的友情，不，也许用建立在优越感上的同情心就会随风而去。
记住，公主会为神经病打扮的原因，就是她心知肚明，神经病怎么样都不会比她漂亮。
《地狱派对》里说的没错，这他妈的就是一邪典电影。
5 ) 幕后花絮<摘自百科>影片后半段众人围坐在地板上讲述各自烦恼的桥段居然没有剧本！！！
·这是导演约翰·休斯执导的第二部电影，他仅用了两天就完成了影片的剧本（1982年7月4日与5日两天）。
·影片的主演为五位高中生，他们对自己定义分别是：公主、书呆子、运动员、怪胎跟罪犯。
·最初，《早餐俱乐部》曾计划每十年拍摄一部续集，展现每一位俱乐部成员的生活状态，但这一设想最终没有达成。首要原因是约翰·休斯与扮演扮演本德的演员贾德·尼尔森关系实在太糟糕，休斯·曾经甚至表示，他永远不会与尼尔森再次合作。另外休斯曾经的御用演员莫利·林沃德也在80年代末与其渐行渐远，成年后的林沃德希望自己的戏路不只局限于青少年电影，两人因此出现分歧，最终分道扬镳。
·影片的后半段，众人围坐在地板上讲述各自烦恼的桥段并没有剧本，导演约翰·休斯完全让他们自由发挥。影片当中其他由演员即兴发挥的段落还包括，布莱恩回答为什么他有一个假身份证时说的“那样我就可以投票了”。
·电影的最后一个镜头，本德举起拳头，指向天空，这一画面现在几乎被视作80年代电影的标志，实际上这也是贾德·尼尔森即兴发挥的桥段。导演让他走向夕阳，随便做几个动作。他们马上就要拍完的时候，尼尔森突然做了这个动作。
·与片中角色年龄最接近的两位演员是莫利·林沃德与安东尼·迈克尔·豪尔，他们出演该片时均为17岁。安东尼·迈克尔·豪尔与艾丽·西蒂则均为23岁。
·曾是校园风云人物的卡尔最终成了学校的清洁工，清洁工卡尔也是该所高中1969年的年度风云人·物。
·直到电影的第33分钟，艾丽·西蒂扮演的艾莉森才说了第一句台词。
·五位俱乐部成员在片中抽的大麻实质上是牛至叶。
·尼古拉斯·凯奇和约翰·库萨克本来都是扮演本德的人选，但是制片人觉得凯奇要价太高，而库萨克则在临开拍前被导演换成了贾德·尼尔森。贾德·尼尔森在影片当中所穿的那套衣服，和他在试镜本德这个角色的时候穿的是同一套。
·五个人周六被留校的原因分别是：本德：乱按火警报警器；安德鲁：恶作剧地把一个学生的屁股粘住了；布莱恩：衣柜里有一把枪；克莱尔：逃课去逛街；艾莉森：什么也没做，她只是无聊。
·约翰·休斯就读于北格伦布鲁克高中，影片也在这所高中里取景拍摄。
·影片中五个人一起吹口哨的那首曲子是《波基上校进行曲》，1957年大卫·里恩的《桂河大桥》中曾使用过这首曲子。
·后世各种作品当中对于《早餐俱乐部》的致敬数不胜数，甚至在2015年上映的《泰迪熊2》中，主角们也恶搞了一把影片中本德、安德鲁和布莱恩在桌子上跳的那支舞。
·布莱恩母亲的车牌号是“EMC 2”——爱因斯坦的公式。影片开始，送布莱恩来上学的就是他现实中的妈妈与妹妹，至于片尾接他回家的父亲则由导演约翰·休斯扮演。
·影片的主演为五位高中生，他们对自己定义分别是：公主、书呆子、运动员、怪胎跟罪犯。
·最初，《早餐俱乐部》曾计划每十年拍摄一部续集，展现每一位俱乐部成员的生活状态，但这一设想最终没有达成。首要原因是约翰·休斯与扮演扮演本德的演员贾德·尼尔森关系实在太糟糕，休斯·曾经甚至表示，他永远不会与尼尔森再次合作。另外休斯曾经的御用演员莫利·林沃德也在80年代末与其渐行渐远，成年后的林沃德希望自己的戏路不只局限于青少年电影，两人因此出现分歧，最终分道扬镳。
·影片的后半段，众人围坐在地板上讲述各自烦恼的桥段并没有剧本，导演约翰·休斯完全让他们自由发挥。影片当中其他由演员即兴发挥的段落还包括，布莱恩回答为什么他有一个假身份证时说的“那样我就可以投票了”。
·电影的最后一个镜头，本德举起拳头，指向天空，这一画面现在几乎被视作80年代电影的标志，实际上这也是贾德·尼尔森即兴发挥的桥段。导演让他走向夕阳，随便做几个动作。他们马上就要拍完的时候，尼尔森突然做了这个动作。
·与片中角色年龄最接近的两位演员是莫利·林沃德与安东尼·迈克尔·豪尔，他们出演该片时均为17岁。安东尼·迈克尔·豪尔与艾丽·西蒂则均为23岁。
·曾是校园风云人物的卡尔最终成了学校的清洁工，清洁工卡尔也是该所高中1969年的年度风云人·物。
·直到电影的第33分钟，艾丽·西蒂扮演的艾莉森才说了第一句台词。
·五位俱乐部成员在片中抽的大麻实质上是牛至叶。
·尼古拉斯·凯奇和约翰·库萨克本来都是扮演本德的人选，但是制片人觉得凯奇要价太高，而库萨克则在临开拍前被导演换成了贾德·尼尔森。贾德·尼尔森在影片当中所穿的那套衣服，和他在试镜本德这个角色的时候穿的是同一套。
·五个人周六被留校的原因分别是：本德：乱按火警报警器；安德鲁：恶作剧地把一个学生的屁股粘住了；布莱恩：衣柜里有一把枪；克莱尔：逃课去逛街；艾莉森：什么也没做，她只是无聊。
·约翰·休斯就读于北格伦布鲁克高中，影片也在这所高中里取景拍摄。
·影片中五个人一起吹口哨的那首曲子是《波基上校进行曲》，1957年大卫·里恩的《桂河大桥》中曾使用过这首曲子。
·后世各种作品当中对于《早餐俱乐部》的致敬数不胜数，甚至在2015年上映的《泰迪熊2》中，主角们也恶搞了一把影片中本德、安德鲁和布莱恩在桌子上跳的那支舞。
·布莱恩母亲的车牌号是“EMC 2”——爱因斯坦的公式。影片开始，送布莱恩来上学的就是他现实中的妈妈与妹妹，至于片尾接他回家的父亲则由导演约翰·休斯扮演。
6 ) ...And these children
"...And these children
that you spit on
as they try to change their worlds
are immune to your consultations.
They're quite aware
of what they're going through..."
David Bowie
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Andrew: You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
Richard Vernon: That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
Bender: You threatening me?
Richard Vernon: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are.
[offers Bender his chin]
Richard Vernon: Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing...
[Bender pauses, staring]
Richard Vernon: That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd.
Andrew: Why do you have to insult everybody?
John Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.
Claire Standish: [about her parents] I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] Ha!
Claire Standish: [long pause] Shut up!
Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
Bender: Poor baby.
Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] Why'd you do that?
Claire Standish: 'Cause I knew you wouldn't.
Claire Standish: [pause] Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?
Bender: The truth?
Claire Standish: Yeah.
Bender: [nods] No.
Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?
Claire Standish: [nods]
Bender: Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity?
Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
Andrew Clark: What do they do to you?
Allison Reynolds: They ignore me.
Andrew Clark: Yeah... yeah.
Claire Standish: You know why guys like you knock everything?
John Bender: Oh, this should be stunning.
Claire Standish: It's because you're afraid.
John Bender: Oh God, you richies are so smart, that's exactly why I'm not heavy into activities.
Claire Standish: You're a big coward.
Brian Johnson: I'm in the math club.
Claire Standish: See, you're afraid that they won't take you, you don't belong, so you have to just dump all over it.
John Bender: Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes, now would it?
Claire Standish: Well, you wouldn't know, you don't even know any of us.
John Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.
Andrew Clark: Hey. Let's watch the mouth, huh?
Brian Johnson: I'm in the physics club too.
John Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?
Brian Johnson: Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the latin, and the physics club... physics club.
John Bender: Hey, Cherry. Do you belong to the physics club?
Claire Standish: That's an academic club.
John Bender: So?
Claire Standish: So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.
John Bender: Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
Allison Reynolds: You have problems.
Andrew Clark: Oh, I have problems?
Allison Reynolds: You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
Andrew Clark: Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire Standish: ...a princess...
John Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
Bender: [as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] That man... is a brownie hound.
Richard Vernon: Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.
[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: Oh, *shit*.
Bender: You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.
Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds: No.
Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.
Claire Standish: He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.
John Bender: Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Claire Standish: Go to HELL.
Andrew: Enough.
Richard Vernon: Hey. What's goin in there? Damn pricks.
John Bender: So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Claire Standish: GO TO HELL.
Andrew Clark: ENOUGH.
Richard Vernon: Hey. What's going on in there?
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: Damn pricks.
Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.
Claire Standish: I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.
John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Richard Vernon: [Andrew laughs at Bender's backtalk] You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's "bitchin," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is.
John Bender: Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean.
Claire Standish: SHUT UP.
John Bender: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom.
Allison Reynolds: I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.
Brian Johnson: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish: Lie.
Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.
Claire Standish: Very nice.
Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds: Sure.
Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it?
Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this?
John Bender: You never answered the question.
Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?
Claire Standish: A what?
Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
Claire Standish: Wrong.
Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease?
Andrew Clark: She's a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.
John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
Claire Standish: I don't do anything.
Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease.
Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything.
Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?
Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope.
John Bender: Face it, you're a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease.
John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.
John Bender: What do you use it for then?
Claire Standish: I don't use it period.
John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark: Be honest.
John Bender: No big deal.
Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.
John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT.
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
Allison Reynolds: [after Andrew says he would drive to school naked for one million dollars] I'd do that. I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Andrew: [after Claire has given Allison a makeover] What happened to you?
Allison Reynolds: Why? Claire did it... What's wrong?
Andrew: Nothing's wrong... it's just so different, you know? I can see your face.
Allison Reynolds: Is that good or bad?
Andrew: It's good.
John Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
John: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.
Brian Johnson: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
John: I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.
Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals.
John Bender: Oh but I do.
Andrew Clark: Yeah?
John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up.
John Bender: Sporto.
Andrew Clark: What?
John Bender: You get along with your parents?
Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.
Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Bender: [after putting his head between Claire's legs under the table] It was an accident.
Claire Standish: You're an asshole.
Bender: Sue me.
John Bender: What's in there?
Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch?
John Bender: You're wearing it.
Claire Standish: You're nauseating.
John Bender: [pointing to Claire's lunch] What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi?
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.
John Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.
John Bender: Uh, Dick? Excuse me; Rich. Will milk be made available to us?
Andrew Clark: We're extremely thirsty, sir.
Claire Standish: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Andrew Clark: I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's pretty gross.
Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.
John: So, who cares?
Allison Reynolds: I care.
Richard Vernon: You think about this: when you get old, these kids - when *I* get old - they're going to be running the country.
Carl: Yeah.
Richard Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me.
Carl: I wouldn't count on it.
Claire Standish: What's your name?
John Bender: What's yours?
Claire Standish: Claire.
John Bender: Claire?
Claire Standish: Claire. It's a family name.
John Bender: Oh, it's a fat girl's name.
Claire Standish: Oh, thank you.
John Bender: You're welcome.
Claire Standish: I'm not fat.
John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...
[John Bender is absently tearing up books]
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
[examines title]
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.
John Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you.
Brian Johnson: Is that for real?
John Bender: You wanna come over sometime?
John Bender: [Vernon has just left the library after giving John two months of detention and insulting him in the process] FUCK YOU!
John Bender: I like those earings, Claire.
Claire Standish: Shut up.
John Bender: Are those real diamonds, Claire?
Claire Standish: Shut up.
John Bender: I bet they are. Did you work for the money to buy those earings?
Claire Standish: Shut your mouth.
John Bender: Or did your Daddy buy those for you?
Claire Standish: [shouts] Shut up!
John Bender: I'll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?
John Bender: [to Vernon] Keep your fuckin' hands off me! I'd expect better manners from you, Dick.
Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Andrew: Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
[as Bender prepares to urinate under his desk]
Andrew Clark: Hey, you're not urinating in here, man.
John Bender: Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.
John Bender: YOU ARE A BITCH.
Claire Standish: Why? 'Cause I'm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?
John Bender: NO. 'Cause you know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like.
John Bender: Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated.
John Bender: You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."
Brian's mom: Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me?
Brian Johnson: Last.
Brian's mom: Now get in there and use the time to your advantage.
Brian Johnson: Mom, we're not supposed to study, we just have to sit there and do nothing.
Brian's mom: Well mister, you figure out a way to study.
Brian's sister: Yeah.
Bender: [running through the halls singing] I wanna be an airborne ranger / I wanna lead a life of danger / Before the day I die / There's five things I wanna ride / Bicycle, tricycle, automobile / Vernon's mother and a ferris wheel...
[Richard Vernon places magazine rack in front of door to hold it open]
John Bender: That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
Principal Richard Vernon: The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.
Claire Standish: Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?
Brian Johnson: Because it's my business - my personal business.
John Bender: Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business.
John Bender: My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
[kiss]
John Bender: [after Claire flips him off] Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
Richard Vernon: What did you wanna be when you were young?
Carl: When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
Richard Vernon: Carl, don't be a goof. I'm making a serious point here.
Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
Andrew: I said, leave her alone.
Bender: You gonna make me?
Andrew: Yeah.
Bender: You and how many of your friends?
Andrew: Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal.
Bender: [running through the halls singing] I wanna be an airborne ranger / I wanna lead a life of danger / Before the day I die / There's five things I wanna ride / Bicycle, tricycle, automobile / Virgin's mother and a ferris wheel...
Richard Vernon: You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
Bender: You're kind of sexy when you're angry.
Andrew Clark: So... what's your poison?
[no answer]
Andrew Clark: ... Ok, forget I asked.
[first lines]
Allison Reynolds: Vodka.
Andrew Clark: Oh yeah? How much vodka do you drink?
Allison Reynolds: Tons.
John Bender: [after Claire performs her lipstick trick]
[Claps sarcastically]
John Bender: Wow, Claire. That was great. My image of you is totally blown.
Allison Reynolds: You're a shit. Don't do that to her, you swore to God you wouldn't laugh.
John Bender: Am I laughing?
Andrew Clark: [shouts angrily] You fuckin' prick!
John Bender: What do you care what I think anyway? I don't even count... Right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?
[Turns to Claire]
John Bender: And you... don't like me anyway.
Bender: You load up, you party.
Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.
Carl: I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends!
that you spit on
as they try to change their worlds
are immune to your consultations.
They're quite aware
of what they're going through..."
David Bowie
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Andrew: You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
Richard Vernon: That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
Bender: You threatening me?
Richard Vernon: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are.
[offers Bender his chin]
Richard Vernon: Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing...
[Bender pauses, staring]
Richard Vernon: That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd.
Andrew: Why do you have to insult everybody?
John Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.
Claire Standish: [about her parents] I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.
Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] Ha!
Claire Standish: [long pause] Shut up!
Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.
Bender: Poor baby.
Bender: [after Claire kisses his neck] Why'd you do that?
Claire Standish: 'Cause I knew you wouldn't.
Claire Standish: [pause] Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?
Bender: The truth?
Claire Standish: Yeah.
Bender: [nods] No.
Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?
Claire Standish: [nods]
Bender: Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity?
Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
Andrew Clark: What do they do to you?
Allison Reynolds: They ignore me.
Andrew Clark: Yeah... yeah.
Claire Standish: You know why guys like you knock everything?
John Bender: Oh, this should be stunning.
Claire Standish: It's because you're afraid.
John Bender: Oh God, you richies are so smart, that's exactly why I'm not heavy into activities.
Claire Standish: You're a big coward.
Brian Johnson: I'm in the math club.
Claire Standish: See, you're afraid that they won't take you, you don't belong, so you have to just dump all over it.
John Bender: Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes, now would it?
Claire Standish: Well, you wouldn't know, you don't even know any of us.
John Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.
Andrew Clark: Hey. Let's watch the mouth, huh?
Brian Johnson: I'm in the physics club too.
John Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?
Brian Johnson: Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the latin, and the physics club... physics club.
John Bender: Hey, Cherry. Do you belong to the physics club?
Claire Standish: That's an academic club.
John Bender: So?
Claire Standish: So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.
John Bender: Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
Allison Reynolds: You have problems.
Andrew Clark: Oh, I have problems?
Allison Reynolds: You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.
Andrew Clark: Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire Standish: ...a princess...
John Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
Bender: [as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] That man... is a brownie hound.
Richard Vernon: Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.
[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: Oh, *shit*.
Bender: You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
[Claire is doing Allison's make-up]
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.
Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds: No.
Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.
Claire Standish: He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.
John Bender: Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Claire Standish: Go to HELL.
Andrew: Enough.
Richard Vernon: Hey. What's goin in there? Damn pricks.
John Bender: So... So, are you guys boyfriend/girlfriend? Steady Dates? Lov-ers? Come on, Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Claire Standish: GO TO HELL.
Andrew Clark: ENOUGH.
Richard Vernon: Hey. What's going on in there?
[whispering]
Richard Vernon: Damn pricks.
Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.
Claire Standish: I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.
John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Richard Vernon: [Andrew laughs at Bender's backtalk] You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's "bitchin," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is.
John Bender: Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean.
Claire Standish: SHUT UP.
John Bender: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom.
Allison Reynolds: I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.
Brian Johnson: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish: Lie.
Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.
Claire Standish: Very nice.
Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds: Sure.
Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it?
Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this?
John Bender: You never answered the question.
Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?
Claire Standish: A what?
Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
Claire Standish: Wrong.
Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease?
Andrew Clark: She's a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.
John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
Claire Standish: I don't do anything.
Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease.
Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything.
Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?
Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope.
John Bender: Face it, you're a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease.
John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.
John Bender: What do you use it for then?
Claire Standish: I don't use it period.
John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark: Be honest.
John Bender: No big deal.
Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.
John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT.
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
Allison Reynolds: [after Andrew says he would drive to school naked for one million dollars] I'd do that. I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Andrew: [after Claire has given Allison a makeover] What happened to you?
Allison Reynolds: Why? Claire did it... What's wrong?
Andrew: Nothing's wrong... it's just so different, you know? I can see your face.
Allison Reynolds: Is that good or bad?
Andrew: It's good.
John Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
John: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.
Brian Johnson: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
John: I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.
Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals.
John Bender: Oh but I do.
Andrew Clark: Yeah?
John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up.
John Bender: Sporto.
Andrew Clark: What?
John Bender: You get along with your parents?
Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.
Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Bender: [after putting his head between Claire's legs under the table] It was an accident.
Claire Standish: You're an asshole.
Bender: Sue me.
John Bender: What's in there?
Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch?
John Bender: You're wearing it.
Claire Standish: You're nauseating.
John Bender: [pointing to Claire's lunch] What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi?
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.
John Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.
John Bender: Uh, Dick? Excuse me; Rich. Will milk be made available to us?
Andrew Clark: We're extremely thirsty, sir.
Claire Standish: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Andrew Clark: I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's pretty gross.
Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.
John: So, who cares?
Allison Reynolds: I care.
Richard Vernon: You think about this: when you get old, these kids - when *I* get old - they're going to be running the country.
Carl: Yeah.
Richard Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me.
Carl: I wouldn't count on it.
Claire Standish: What's your name?
John Bender: What's yours?
Claire Standish: Claire.
John Bender: Claire?
Claire Standish: Claire. It's a family name.
John Bender: Oh, it's a fat girl's name.
Claire Standish: Oh, thank you.
John Bender: You're welcome.
Claire Standish: I'm not fat.
John Bender: Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...
[John Bender is absently tearing up books]
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
[examines title]
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.
John Bender: Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you.
Brian Johnson: Is that for real?
John Bender: You wanna come over sometime?
John Bender: [Vernon has just left the library after giving John two months of detention and insulting him in the process] FUCK YOU!
John Bender: I like those earings, Claire.
Claire Standish: Shut up.
John Bender: Are those real diamonds, Claire?
Claire Standish: Shut up.
John Bender: I bet they are. Did you work for the money to buy those earings?
Claire Standish: Shut your mouth.
John Bender: Or did your Daddy buy those for you?
Claire Standish: [shouts] Shut up!
John Bender: I'll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?
John Bender: [to Vernon] Keep your fuckin' hands off me! I'd expect better manners from you, Dick.
Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Andrew: Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
[as Bender prepares to urinate under his desk]
Andrew Clark: Hey, you're not urinating in here, man.
John Bender: Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.
John Bender: YOU ARE A BITCH.
Claire Standish: Why? 'Cause I'm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?
John Bender: NO. 'Cause you know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like.
John Bender: Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated.
John Bender: You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."
Brian's mom: Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me?
Brian Johnson: Last.
Brian's mom: Now get in there and use the time to your advantage.
Brian Johnson: Mom, we're not supposed to study, we just have to sit there and do nothing.
Brian's mom: Well mister, you figure out a way to study.
Brian's sister: Yeah.
Bender: [running through the halls singing] I wanna be an airborne ranger / I wanna lead a life of danger / Before the day I die / There's five things I wanna ride / Bicycle, tricycle, automobile / Vernon's mother and a ferris wheel...
[Richard Vernon places magazine rack in front of door to hold it open]
John Bender: That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
Principal Richard Vernon: The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.
Claire Standish: Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?
Brian Johnson: Because it's my business - my personal business.
John Bender: Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business.
John Bender: My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
[kiss]
John Bender: [after Claire flips him off] Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
Richard Vernon: What did you wanna be when you were young?
Carl: When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
Richard Vernon: Carl, don't be a goof. I'm making a serious point here.
Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
Andrew: I said, leave her alone.
Bender: You gonna make me?
Andrew: Yeah.
Bender: You and how many of your friends?
Andrew: Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal.
Bender: [running through the halls singing] I wanna be an airborne ranger / I wanna lead a life of danger / Before the day I die / There's five things I wanna ride / Bicycle, tricycle, automobile / Virgin's mother and a ferris wheel...
Richard Vernon: You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
Bender: You're kind of sexy when you're angry.
Andrew Clark: So... what's your poison?
[no answer]
Andrew Clark: ... Ok, forget I asked.
[first lines]
Allison Reynolds: Vodka.
Andrew Clark: Oh yeah? How much vodka do you drink?
Allison Reynolds: Tons.
John Bender: [after Claire performs her lipstick trick]
[Claps sarcastically]
John Bender: Wow, Claire. That was great. My image of you is totally blown.
Allison Reynolds: You're a shit. Don't do that to her, you swore to God you wouldn't laugh.
John Bender: Am I laughing?
Andrew Clark: [shouts angrily] You fuckin' prick!
John Bender: What do you care what I think anyway? I don't even count... Right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?
[Turns to Claire]
John Bender: And you... don't like me anyway.
Bender: You load up, you party.
Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.
Carl: I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends!
细腻骚动，一天功夫，在图书馆内，书呆子，神经病，运动狂，公主病，罪犯，五个人叛逆的人，从互相看不起，到讲讲真心话，就成了朋友。结交朋友靠大麻，舒缓情绪靠摇滚，互相亲近靠性，美国小孩们，真幸福。
话好多…然后非得凑两对cp我也是醉了
Alison变装后好像挤牛奶的农妇
最有趣的彩蛋大概是，十多年前校园年度人物照片上的脸，正是现在的学校清洁工。我们曾想成为很酷的大人，又或是说不想成为那样的大人，回头才发现自己娃已经摇摇头说“你逊爆了”。一代一代轮回，苍天不曾饶过谁。
有很多人相信，短暂地禁食有益于身体健康。因此，很多宗教以及地方习俗中都有“斋戒”的做法，即在某段时期减少或停止饮食。斋戒在英语中是 fast 。斋戒期结束后吃的第一餐就叫做 breakfast ，字面意思就是“终止斋戒”。由于这一餐通常是在早晨吃的，所以后来 breakfast 就变成了“早餐”的英语叫法。
新浪潮的Simple Minds，新浪潮的叙述。我们就是书呆子，暴徒，运动员，神经病和小公主！~奥斯卡上麦考利.金向已故的天才致敬，看的我热泪盈眶
When you grown up, your heart dies.美帝社会等级确实有点过于鲜明了，早餐俱乐部这种宅/怪/坏/体/美的混搭型友谊在咱读书时比比皆是啊。五人成两对，依然是书呆子泡不到妞，政治太不正确了！
青春期最大的问题永远是家庭
You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that EACH one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
校园的阶级真可怕，真实残酷无法动摇，这么多年了，却一直没有消失。
羞辱女性和刻板印象就这样堂而皇之成了拒绝规训的扮酷反叛青春模板，甚至还爱上了？？？不就是吊桥效应吗，sucks，从根里就烂掉了
影片最后他们五个人有了一次成长，内心得到了释怀，并结交成朋友，而戏外的我，看完影片也喜欢上了这五个人——书呆子、运动员、神经病、公主和罪犯。而在每个人青春成长的道路上，你总会不时遇到这些人，或许嗤之以鼻，避而远之，但其实跟他们接触了解后，你会发现他们其实比所谓的“正常人”更可爱。
everybody is weird系列，整个电影都在学校的图书馆拍完，几乎可以说是个话唠片，但在我看来处处击中要害啊！约翰休斯的电影都是这样，其实都谈不上有反派人物（这里孩子们口中的父母几乎都不算有出现），是纯粹的青春——只有青春时的我们，才会那么容易受伤，又那么容易从伤痛里恢复
真正的好戏在正片的一个小时后开启，在有限的空间和时间内营造妙语连珠对白的剧场式电影典范。【——我们以后会像自己的父母吗？——绝不会。——那是无法避免的，它就是会发生。】当你长大，你的心就死了。谁在乎？我在乎。大爱“早餐俱乐部”全体成员前后给老师送上的那封信，尽显青春的飞扬不羁。
85年！1985！开始我觉得相当的无聊，当他们在一起开聊的时候，当他们慢慢的透露他们的内心的时候，我开始明白这部电影为什么会影响美国80年代人！这也可以更好的理解为什么豆瓣小组“父母皆祸害”或者《麦田里的守望者》这样的叛逆和迷茫。因为对他们来讲，成长更多是残酷的。8.3
那音乐~!!!!简直了！！！
想看了多年的电影。五个互不认识的叛逆高中生周六被罚在图书馆禁闭，他们在不断的冲突和交流中发现原来大家都在成长中迷失了自己。每个角色都在最后变得立体真实个性鲜明。只是结局欠妥，Allison的爱情显得刻意，之前老师和清洁工的谈话也略显突兀。总的来说是喜欢。
他们义愤填膺地抱怨父母忽视自己、扭曲自己的三观、没有好好教养自己 并且信誓旦旦地保证自己长大后绝不会成为父母这样的人。然而在讨论下周一重遇大家该不该成为朋友时 又开始心口不一闪烁其词——这样说一套做一套的无耻行为不就是前一分钟自己所不齿的家长所为吗？他们开始更深一步理解“When you grown up your heart dies”的无奈 是啊 他们讨厌这样的自己 但又无可奈何无能为力去改变 多年后 公主病依旧娇纵跋扈 运动员只能靠蛮力博取前途 书呆子跳不出书本 怪胎依旧找不到朋友 而混混依旧是在学校可有可无的垃圾败类。在这种迷惘的境况中能否探索取得自己所渴望的青春岁月？噢！——成功了便是自由 否则 则是现实。
80年代真是又酷又直达人心！要思想有思想，要青春有青春，要偶像有偶像，要音乐有音乐。John Hughes真是太懂青春期，太宠爱Molly了。这就是一出清谈剧，那些扯开小伤口伤自尊的疼痛才是真正的青春期清谈。鬼气森森的freak女Alison太可爱了，无论扮相动作怪声音，最后还是逃不过为悦己者容的……农妇妆
少年都怕变成自己的父母，成年人都觉得小孩子搞乱了世界。“当你长大，你的心就死了。”